Rarely do I get anyone to fill this thing out, but I thought I'd give it a whirl. It's the return of the annual "Could you be my Valentine" application. Have fun! 

Can You Be My Valentine?

Depends. You must first answer the following questions. Spelling and grammar will be taken into consideration. The answers will be confidential, so please answer all questions as honestly as possible. And remember, Have Fun!


1. What is your eye color?


2. Do you like Bob Costas, Either Gumble, or Dick Vitale?
3. Could you fit into my pants?

4. Are you a breast man?

5. Are you a blood relation?

6. Do you find the word “penis” slightly amusing to say?

7. Are you taller than 5’7” ?
8. Do you have a Napoleon Complex?

9. Do you need an explanation of what a Napoleon Complex is?

10. Are you a “momma’s boy”?

11. Have you ever been to Anger Management or told that you have Anger Issues?

12. Did that question piss you off?

13. Have you ever been to jail or arrested for assault and/or battery?
14. Have your appearances in jail made it to double digits?
15. Do you enjoy public fornication?
16. Would you take me to Hooters?
17. Are you obsessed with porn?
18. Would I fit in a standard sized shower with you?
19. Do you have ear lobes?
20. Do you have cankles?

21. Are you a pedophile?

22. Do you need a dictionary at this point to look that word up?
23. You know that thing with words and what they mean… do you need one?

24. Have you ever abused any animal?
25. Are televised sports more important than I am?
26. Have you ever been to a tanning bed?
27. Do you take longer than an hour to get ready in the morning?
28. Are you a NASCAR fan?
29. Do you spend a lot of money on clothes?
30. Would you feel comfortable in Victoria’s Secret?
31. What do you do for a living?

32. Do you think my job is real? (if you don’t, you lose a testicle)

33. Would you ever offer someone $20 to have sex with you?

34. How experimental are you in bed & explain:


35. Foreplay?
36. Are you blushing now?
37. How fast do you drive on average? _______ mph over the speed limit
38. What are your thoughts on minivans?

39. Do you want me for the purpose of starting a new race?

40. Do you like UT Football?

41. Do you like UT Football more than me?
42. Do you cry when being fussed at?
43. Are you frugal?
44. Do TLC, Discovery, and/or the History Channel = A good night at home?
45. Is your belt as tall as I am?
46. Do you think Conan O’Brien is fun?
47. If I were insanely drunk, what would you do?


48. What are your thoughts on Baseball?


49. What are your thoughts on Soccer?

50. What are your thoughts on Football?


51. What are your thoughts on Basketball?

52. What sports do you not like one bit?

53. What are your thoughts on farm animals?

54. Do you think a toll road for trucks on I-81 is a good idea?

55. When was the last time you talked to your mother?

56. Boxers, briefs or Boxer briefs?
57. Are you useless around the house?
58. Would you describe yourself as lazy?
59. Would others describe you as lazy?
60. Do you have a gambling problem?
61. Fill in the blank. I am a ___________________ ass.


62. Do you have any phobias? If so, please list:


63. Do you have any addictions or vices? If so, please list:


64. Monet or Pollock?
65. Do you have a conscience?
66. If so, do you have a guilty one?
67. Do you/have you ever cheated on a significant other, and why?


68. Do you have a hairy back?
69. Are you hyper-sensitive?
70. Do you enjoy Twister?
a. Sober?
b. Drunk?
71. Do you smoke?
72. Do you abuse illegal drugs?
73. Do you abuse over-the-counter or prescription drugs?
74. Do you drink too much?
75. Are you an angry drunk?
76. Can you keep a conversation going?
77. Do you turn up the volume if you are watching TV and someone starts talking instead of asking them to be quiet or listening to them?
78. Are you full of shit?
79. Felching?
80. Is your hygiene described as “good” by your peers?
81. Do you like Donald Trump’s hair?
82. What are your thoughts on Tammy Faye Baker?


83. Does Stacie’s Mom have it going on?
84. Sausage or bacon?
85. How do you like your eggs?

86. Ham: Country or Sugar-Cured?

87. What is your typical bed-time?

88. Do you like Accordians?
89. Are you a morning person?
90. Do you like children and the elderly?
91. Do you like funfetti?
92. What do you sleep in?
93. Rainy days or Sunny days?
94. Mardi Gras: Fun times or Faux Pas?
95. Do you think my friends are annoying?
96. What do your friends mean to you?

97. Would you call me a “skank”?
98. Do you leave voice messages?
99. Are you a picky eater?
100. Do you take “no” for an answer?
101. Can you handle not always getting your way?
102. Do you truly know what it means to compromise?
103. Are the terms self-control and/or self-discipline foreign terms in your vocabulary? (again, dictionary may be used here)
104. List at least 3 things you like about me:


105. List at least 2 things you don’t like about me:

106. List at least 3 things you like about yourself:

107. List at least 2 things you don’t like about yourself:

108. What are you doing to improve yourself?


109. What are your personal life goals?


110. Cats, dogs, or parakeets?
111. Do you visit the dentist regularly?
112. Do you have a physical regularly?
113. Are you vegetarian?
114. Do you enjoy the amazing sound of an orchestra?
115. Do you like bluegrass?
116. Any tattoos or piercings and where?
117. How many one-night stands have you had?
118. Does your number of sexual partners equal or exceed your age?
119. Do you like to cuddle?
120. Have you ever been accused of stalking?
121. _____________________ is the best medicine.
122. Do you like wearing basketball shoes as a fashion statement?
123. Can you get through a conversation without dropping the F-bomb?
124. Is your health important to you?
125. Do you vote?
126. Do you think President Bush is a good President?
127. What is your favorite dessert?
128. Please provide a brief statement of your intent:





Thank you for the time and thought you have put into this prospective Valentine application. A representative will be in contact with you soon. Have a wonderful day!

Application written by Beth Funkhouser and Morgan Richards sometime last year.

Current Mood: silly

I have been thinking about music lately, and I thought it'd be fun to think back through my whole life of CDs or tapes and come up with a top albums of my lifetime list. There are the albums that have been with me since I heard them and I still don't skip over a single song on the album. These are in no particular order.

Pearl Jam - Ten 
Jimmy Eat World - Clarity
Ray LaMontagne - Trouble
Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes
Old Crow Medicine Show - OCMS
Dolly Parton - Little Sparrow
Damien Rice - O
Radiohead - Pablo Honey
Ryan Shaw - This is Ryan Shaw
Patty Griffin - 1000 Kisses

Current Mood: bored

It has been so long since I've posted in here that most of my friends either never post anymore or have all drifted away to some other journal medium. It is time I beefed up my friends list again. If you don't want to add me back, I won't be offended. I'm sure someone out there will love me. ;) 

Current Mood: productive

I had a wonderful Christmas. The only thing missing was my JP, but I bought him a plane ticket so we can be together on New Years! We are going to Asheville, NC to dance and drink the night away. I got lots of good stuff, some clothes, picture frames, candles, Sex and the City Season 4, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, a gas card, a shadow box, a purse, and a haircut at the Aveda salon! I'm probably leaving some stuff out, but you get the idea. I have had a wonderful time at home so far. I hope everyone else had a great holiday. I miss my man, but we will be together in only 7 days!

Current Mood: content

Okay. Let me start from the beginning. I've been deathly ill since Sunday night with tonsillitis and the flu. Jon-Paul has been my nurse the whole time getting me anything and everything for which I ask. He heated me up some chicken noodle soup, bought me a thermometer and orange juice, made me some eggs/biscuits/sausage, made me butternut squash soup and sister shuberts rolls, rubbed on me, petted me, etc. The best was when I woke up the other morning and noticed that he had cleaned my kitchen (which was completely gross because I hadn't been well enough to clean) and I had a note sitting on the counter. It read something like "Dear April, Sorry this is early, but you were on my nice list this year. Check the bottom shelf in the fridge. I hope you get well soon, S.Claus" He had made me chocolate pudding in the middle of the night! Okay, so it gets better. He gave me one of my gifts early because he couldn't hold out any longer. What was it, you might ask? He made me three beautiful wooden rings! His dad cut them, but he picked out the wood and did all the finishing on them. They are so pretty! 


Major props to Kat who gave him the idea of getting a glove and putting the rings on different fingers to present them. It was quite clever and cute! So, once again, I have to say, I have the best boyfriend EVER!

Current Mood: loved

I hate to say it, but I have the best man in all the land. He fits me like a glove in every way. When I've had a terrible day, (which, let's face it, is pretty much every day with my job)he just rubs my back, lets me cry, and does everything he can to make me feel better. He's more supportive than my best bra. He showers me with affection and tells me that I'm beautiful every single day (even when I know he's lying sometimes). He cooks me anything I want anytime I ask him to. He even lets me watch Project Runway despite the fact that he detests that show. He gives me space when I need it, and he holds me for hours when he knows I need to be held. He cuddles me to sleep at night and kisses me first thing in the morning. He wrote me the most beautiful poem and leaves me little love notes sometimes when I least expect it. He holds my hand wherever we go and puts a hand on my shoulder when I'm driving. He makes me homemade chicken noodle soup when I'm sick and rubs my feet without ever having to ask for it. He moved to Hattiesburg for me within a week of talking about it.(I say he moved for me, but it was probably mostly for jobs) He says he will move anywhere for me to go to school and continue singing. I don't know what I've done to deserve such a wonderful man, but I thank God for him everyday. It is so refreshing to be in a relationship with someone in which I'm not constantly wondering how he feels about me. I grow more and more in love with him every day. I can't wait to see what our future holds.

Okay, go vomit now. I already did. :)

Current Mood: loved

I am impossibly euphorically in love.  

Current Mood: satisfied

For you curious folk out there, I do have videos of my Master Recital on the internet. You can go to YouTube and type  "April Hill" in the video search engine, and several videos will pop up, or you can type "April's Masters Recital" in the Google Video search engine and see them there. Either way, I'd love some feedback whether it be negative or positive. Thanks!

Current Mood: content